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The following is an actual question given on a University of Oregon
chemistry mid-term.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it
with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that
if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there
is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more
than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in
Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the
volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature
and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature andpressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that,

"it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting " Oh my God."

Great answer in my opinion.....

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?

 

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Crazyness at it's best.  I hope he learned his lesson......

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Your dilemma goes deeper than having a shortage of time, it's basically a problem of priorities.

Most people leave undone those things that should be done, while they do things that they shouldn't be doing.

Set priorities for your goals. A major part of successful living lies in your ability to put first things first.

Most major goals are not achieved because people put second things first.

Is what your doing getting you closer to your objectives? Anything that is wasted effort represents wasted time.

Don't serve time, make time serve you.

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I met this young man in Chicago at our Get Money Event.

When Dave called everyone to the stage who made money with empower this kid got up and stepped up and the whole crowd was in shock. We didn’t know what to think but it didn’t matter, it did not matter at all because we know and believe that anyone can make money with Empower,  even a 12 year young Kid.

Dave called him up on stage once more to ask him a few questions. Watch the video below.

When you’re  watching this video you’ll realize that if a 12 year old who’s 2nd language is English can make this much money in his first 4 months in Empower Network… there wont be a reason why you can do the same. PERIOD

 

NUFF SAID…….

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Sooner or later you’ll encounter a crisis in your life, and how you meet it will determine your future happiness and success.

 

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Since the beginning of time, everyone has been called upon to meet such a crisis. Close scrutiny will show you that most “crisis situations” are opportunities to either advance or stay where you are.

 

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Indeed, most changes in your life will be due to either “inspiration” or “desperation.”

 

Personal growth is the process of responding positively to change. Whatever comes your way, give it meaning and transform it into something of value.

A precious stone cannot be polished without friction, nor humanity perfected without trials.

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